"Rob ... when are you going to write the book?"
Instead of a book, this website will be a collection of Ang's everyday comments that make you laugh, shake your head and then say ... "That one goes on the list!" ... Love my Angie P! Check back often, because there's always more Angelaisms to come! We hope you enjoy them as much as we do!
93. CONFESSION STAND
Ang had field duty at HTRBA Little League ...
Before it started at 3:15 pm, Ang tells Rob " I had to sign in at the Confession Stand..."
"Confession Stand?" Rob said... "You mean Concession Stand right?"
Ang said "Same thing!"
92. THE REIN MAY PASS
I was waiting in the car with Dill Pickles for the Trenton Thunder game to start, just in case the RAIN came down prior to the start of the game.
Ang was going to the game later, as we had this conversation via text ...
It never rained prior to the game, but ...
the REIN from the sky passed so fast, that it lost a "G" in the process!
91. A MAN MADE LAKE IS A PENINSULA
Posted on 5/28/2017
While visiting friends in Barnegat, NJ - Ang was convinced that the Bay was man made (which was an Angelaism in itself), but then said "Wait, A Man Made Lake Is A Peninsula!"
Don't tell Florida that it's man made!
Can you imagine the cost of that construction project? LOL
90. DrivE OVER THE SEA
I don't think this iPhone screen shot needs much more clarification, but Ang is referring to a 2016 trip we took to Canada.
She believes that we drove over Niagara Falls.
Let me assure you that I never drove over the Falls but ...
(I don't know how to break it to Ang that Niagara Falls isn't an ocean or a sea!)
89. OCHO = WHORE
At the Trenton Thunder baseball game, the fans were calling to #8 of the visiting team, calling him OCHO - Ang says "That's horrible that they are calling him a whore!". I then asked "What did they call him?" Ang says "OCHO" - Again tempting fate, I gently suggest "Or maybe they are calling him OCHO, because #8 is OCHO in Spanish!"
Ang - "Oh No, That's Not It!"
According to Ang ... outside at the bar - the roof that hangs or extends off the side of the building is called an OVERPASS.
(I had to run inside, because I wasn't sure if the roof could hold the weight of all the cars that would pass over it!)
When you see a scary street guy hanging around ... He's a THUD!
(Maybe the sound something makes when it hits the ground is actually THUG!)
86. Who Put The Rock In The Guacamole?
85. They Had A Waitress At The Last Supper?
84. Shelly, Do You Have Vouchers At Your House?
83. Who Is The President Of Puerto Rico?
82. Mother Teresa Was Canonized ... Sounds Like She Was BeatEn Up Or Eaten?
81. When Was Mother Teresa Inducted ?
I was unaware that Mother Teresa also had a professional baseball career worthy of the of the Hall of Fame!
80. Oh Wait ... Parliament Is In British Columbia
Just because the place has British in the name, doesn't mean that it's the same place!
79. When We Go To Washington D.C., I Want To See Parliament
Oh Yes ... The Reflecting Pool in Washington D.C. = Ang's Parliament!
78. THEY HAVE MY JEAN
After discussing the kids' astigmatism
(which is the same imperfection in the curvature of your cornea that Ang has) ...
Check out the text message
no more explanation needed!
(Check out the kids after their eye dilation)
77. SHOE BUCKLE FRENCH FRIES
We were talking about the french fries at In And Out Burger in CA ...
and Ang mentioned how she loves the Shoe Buckle French Fries.
(I think the leather and metal buckle really interferes with the flavor!)
76. Scaredy Pants
Since I don't have the energy to continue trying to convince Ang that it's Scaredy Cat and not Scaredy Pants ...
... I found a picture of a cat who was just informed by Ang that he's missing his pants!
75. A STICK WITH HAIR ON IT
Posted on 3/29/2017
As Ang was describing what she had to do at the HTRBA Field Duty,
(where you get the little league baseball field ready for the new baseball season),
she told me they gave her a "STICK WITH HAIR ON IT" to use on the ground.
Yes, ... Ang thought a BROOM was a STICK WITH HAIR ON IT!
74. Did Dylan Ride The Zimbabwe?
Posted on 2/21/2017
As part pf the NJ Devils season ticket holder perks, they allow people to ride the Zamboni ... not the African Country!
73. I THINK SOMEONE PUT A ROOFER IN MY DRINK LAST NIGHT ...